August 7, 2008

Hello Oakville Hydro?

  • Luke: Hi there, you keep on calling my cell phone insisting that my non-existant hydro bill is overdue.
  • Oakville Hydro: What?
  • Luke: I am receiving calls to my cell phone telling me I owe you money for Hydro - which is impossible.
  • Oakville Hydro: Well, let's check the system. What is your phone number?
  • Luke: Well, it is: (###) ###-#### - But that is beside the point as I don't have a hydro account.
  • Oakville Hydro: Yes, we have not received a payment against the account associated with that number.
  • Luke: I believe you. But, the person you are talking to is not the person associated against that number.
  • Oakville Hydro: What? How? Am I speaking to Mr.Ramsay?
  • Luke: No, my name is Luke. Also, I don't have a hydro bill, I still live at home... I am a kid. Listen to me, do I sound like I am old enough to have a hydro bill? I think that I inherited the number of our friend, the delinquent Mr.Ramsay.
  • Oakville Hydro: What? Ok, I get it.
  • Luke: Ok, so can I get my number removed from your naughty list?
  • Oakville Hydro: Yes, and you have no knowledge of the whereabouts of the previous owner of this number?
  • Luke: Correct, I am honestly pretty mad at bell for not providing me this information.
  • Oakville Hydro: What?
  • Luke: Thank you, byeee! Also, I am going to pull a ramsay and cancel this number so the next time you call it won't be me. I am being serious. This has nothing to do with you, it's a timing thing! I don't know if you want to make a note in your system or something.