July 23, 2008
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*Luke and Jeff are trying to get movie tickets for a late showing of the new Batman movie*
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Jeff:
Have you tried Yorkdale?
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*Luke Calls the Yorkdale Theater*
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Luke:
Hi there, I tried to buy some tickets online for your theater for the 10:30 showing of Batman but even though it is not sold out... I can't purchase it online.
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Theater Employee:
Oh, that is because we only have 9 tickets left for the show... and they can only be purchased in person.
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Luke:
Can I buy them over the phone?
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Theater Employee:
Sorry, no! We only have 9 tickets left for the show... and they can only be purchased in person.
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Luke:
Thanks
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*luke hangs up the phone*
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Luke:
Darn it, I'll tell Mike that we can't buy tickets in advance...
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*Luke walks across the office*
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Luke:
Dude, there are only 9 tickets... and they can only be picked up in person.
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Mike:
Ok, well Ruth is meeting us there... (Ruth is Forbez's girlfriend), tell forbez to get her to pick up the tickets.
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*Mike winks implying that it was a joke*
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*Luke and the client laugh at the joke*
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*Luke walks back to the meeting room Jeff is in*
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Luke:
Jeff, Mike said that he is going to be really upset if we don't get tickets to the show and that you need to send Ruth to get the tickets!
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*Jeff picks up his phone and immediately dials Ruth*
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Jeff:
Ruth, we need you to go pick up movie tickets... you have to go quick or Mike will be mad... I love you... thank you...
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Luke:
Dude, I can't believe you actually just did that... I was waiting for you to question the order. *luke laughs out loud* let's go tell Mike.
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*Luke and Jeff walk over to Mike's desk*
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Luke:
Mike, Jeff asked Ruth to get the tickets...
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Mike:
WHAT?!? Really?
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Luke:
Yeah, I guess I need to work on the timing in my sarcasm.
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Jeff:
What the $&%!! Well, you said Mike was going to be mad... so I acted fast!
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Luke:
You told her to get the VIP seats right...
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Mike:
Right dude?
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Jeff:
Here I'll call her back... shit she is probably in the subway?
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Mike:
SHE IS TAKING THE SUBWAY?!?! all the way there?!? tell her to take a cab and i'll pay for it.
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Jeff:
I AM NOT TELLING HER THAT!
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Luke:
I'll tell her.
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Jeff:
Fine, good luck.
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*Jeff dials the Phone Number and hands the phone to Luke*
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Luke:
Forbez, you recognize that I am giving her a call and providing her with good news right? News that she doesn't have to take the subway and gets to take a better mode of transportation and for free...
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Jeff:
Give me the phone.
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*Entire Office bursts out into laughter*
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*Author's Note:
Ruth did get to the theater in time to get tickets, without her we would not have seen the movie. While the series of events leading to the tickets being purchased is borderline ridiculous, the fact that Forbez's girlfriend loves him enough to do this is very cute - This concludes Forbez day, thank you for all the fun stories Forbez, I appreciate them very much. Readers look forward to the next Forbez day on August 23rd 2008*
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