July 1, 2008
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*Luke, Todd, and Show are sitting in an Oakville Pizza Pizza, they are about to dive into a large green pepper and sausage. There are two thugged out 16 year old kids* sitting at a table beside them, both are very skinny, one is black, one is white from this point forward they will be referred to as b16 and w16*
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b16:
Hey lameoids, you should give me a slice of your pizza!
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w16:
Yeaaaaah, give us some pizza... sha sha sha sha sha.
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Luke:
Umm, sorry boys. No way.
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*Show Grunts*
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Todd:
You already have pizza!!
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b16:
Frig you guys, how old are you anyway? LIKE 26?!?!? HAHAHHAHA
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w16:
Sha sha sha sha sha.
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Luke:
Well, you are actually pretty close!
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b16:
Wooooah youngin, are you trying to fight me?
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Todd:
I am pretty sure no one here is trying to fight you.
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w16:
You guys are so old!
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*Paul, Cam, and Smith walk into Pizza Pizza, Order their pizza, and come over and talk*
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b16:
Had to call backup ehhh?
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w16:
Arrr, yeah you had to call backup!!
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Luke:
You guys are ridiculous.
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b16:
Stop trying to fight me...
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Todd:
No one here is trying to fight with you!
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Paul:
Hey, I am trying to fight with you.
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*B16 stands up*
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b16:
Then let's tussle!
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Paul:
Woooah, by fighting I mean dance fighting... you are cool with that right?
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b16:
Frig it, let's fight...
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w16:
oooooohhhhhhh!
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Paul:
Let's dance.
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*Paul, B16, Cam, W16 and Show step out of Pizza Pizza*
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*Paul begins dancing around the parking lot, sidestepping back and forth instigating a dance fight*
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*B16 charges Paul to try and instigate a real fight*
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*Behind the restaurant window Luke can not hear what is being said, but perceives there to be a standoff along the lines of:
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b16:
Punch me!
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Paul:
Dance against me!
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*Show runs in between Paul and b16*
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Show:
Step back.
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b16:
Punch me!
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Show:
Step back!
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*b16 and paul start to grapple*
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*cam grabs b16 and takes him to the ground*
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*luke, todd, and smith leave the restaurant and step in to break things off*
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*fighting continues for less than a minute with many punches landing on faces and people being thrown to the ground*
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*b16 and w16 are pinned*
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Crowd:
Guys just leave, we don't want to hurt you!
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b16:
Woooah, let's do a 2 on 2... me and my boy vs. two of you.
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Crowd:
No one wants to fight you.
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b16:
Fight?
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Crowd:
no.
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*b16 and w16 start walking away, luke runs up and walks with them around the bend*
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Luke:
Hey guys, sorry about not wanting to fight after the initial fight! We just don't like fighting... and you guys are both 16...
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b16:
Whatever man, you guys are all racist! Look at me and tell you that you didn't hit me because I was black.
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Luke:
Dude, why don't you tell that to my girlfriend of the past two years... she will find that interesting because she is black!
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b16:
My brother, I didn't know!
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*b16 and w16 walk away*
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Writer's note:
I wish that I could say that the conclusion of the story was embellished, but I can't... that is actually how everything ended. For new readers who don't know me... I don't have a long term black girlfriend... but the white lie prevented a fight... which makes it justifiable in the end. Were you at the fight? Write your perspective... I'd love to hear it! Weren't at the fight, BUT want to write your perspective on how you felt it went down? Go for it!
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*This conversation contained strong language, but it has been removed as I had one of my '>50 year old' readers tell me to keep my blog clean*
6 months ago