I did a search on Google to try and find a picture of a boy in a cat costume so I could do a blog post about how I am planning on dressing as a cat for halloween.
Instead, I found this picture… and tried to put a narrative… out loud… to it for like a good five minutes before I realized that this isn’t something normal people do.
My favourite one was where it only involves the boy with the black hair (billy) talking and cutting everyone else off!
Scenario 1 (winner):
Billy: You may think I look scared Steven, and maybe I do like scared… maybe I look scared because I AM scared. But, up until 10 minutes ago when I caught you two by the rock wall with your sailors handkerchief wrapped around your hands as they wrapped around each others I thought Debbie and I were in love. I Really did….
Steven: Bil…
Billy: It is not your turn to talk Steven, do you see where my finger is pointing? Do you… or do I need to take off my kimono to better articulate the point. I’m pointing to the creek, as that is where the police are going to find your sagging beret and striped leggings. Whether they are covered in blood is still up to you… you can hold your hand close to your chest… and you can look at Debbie all you want… but she is scared because she knows what I’m capable of… She recoils because she knows there is reason to… now get out of my face before I get my fist into yours. (This continued for an absurdly long time, and Steven actually ended up tying up an overconfident Billy and securing Debbie in the end!)
Scenario 2 (second place):
Steven: Don’t worry Susan the boomerang landed… you can put your arms down… I think I see it behind you!
Billy: Actually dude, I see it right behind you…
Steven: Woah, that’s crazy! It must have went around like one and a half times!
Billy: Yeah, nuts. This thing is crazy.
10 months ago