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BJ BJ BJ BJ

• Luke: Oh my, I am so very excited for Indian food tonight.
• Kim: Yeah, I am excited for my first time at Nirvana... it should be pretty good.
• Luke: I don't want to eat anything big for lunch at all so I can have enough room in my stomach for Mr.Vindaloo and his daughter Naan-cy.
• Uttie: Yes, tonight is going to be a big night for Naan....cy.
• *Group laughs about inside joke surrounding the fact we refer to naan bread as naancy*
• Luke: I can't wait for Naancy to be old enough to go out for Naan-cy with me!
• *Group laughs about inside joke surrounding the fact that I am going to name my daughter Naancy with an extra a due to my love for naan.
• Kim: So where do you want to go for lunch?
• Uttie: Well, I want to do something light...maybe I will take a BJ?
• *luke gasps*
• Uttie: Are you up for that?
• Luke: Umm, what are you talking about...
• Uttie: A BJ... BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ...
• *Luke looks around the room to see if anyone understands what is going on... no one does*
• Uttie: A boooooster juiiiccce!
• Luke: Ohhhhhh! Uttie man, you can't shorten that to BJ. BJ means something completely different.
• Uttie: Like what?
• Luke: I'll tell you at lunch, but you aren't going to like it.
• *Lunch Occurs*
• Luke: ... and it's when it goes in the mouth.
• Uttie: ohhhhh shooooooot.