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Econodiculous

Is a word that Paul Brown and I accidently created yesterday.

Definition:

Something that makes economic sense, but is ridiculous.

Examples:

Sharing a toothbrush with your roommate is econodiculous.

Taking the 401 to work on a Monday morning instead of the 407 is econodiculous.

Having a double-wedding with your sister/brother is econodiculous.

Buying expired meat is econodiculous.

Thank you.

Letters for iPhones - Volume 1 of ?

After seeing how wonderful my iPhone is, a co-worker of mine decided that he needed one. He went home to discuss the idea with his wife, and she was fully against it. Knowing that I am passionate about the subject, Jon asked me to write his wife an e-mail – This is what she received:

*Some names have been changed to protect the innocent*

Judith,
My name is Luke Vigeant and I am writing you to ensure that the telephone interests of a colleague of mine, and husband of yours are met.  To put things bluntly, Jon needs an iPhone. Jon needs an iPhone to maintain his professional credibility, satisfy his media consumption needs, better be able to manage his life, and most importantly maintain a strong and tight knit family.

Professional Credibility

Jon was perceived as being technically savvy at work up until July 11^th, the day the iPhone launched. Since the launch, his antiquated handset has the client questioning his understanding of current technological trends and as a result his ability to manage their business area Y. Also, Software Company X is releasing applications for the iPhone in the coming months that would be very beneficial for someone in Jon’s position to know.

Media Consumption

Jon is a man in his 30s without an iPod. Really?  It is borderline ridiculous. Do we want Jon to walk into the office balancing a discman on one of his hands to ensure that it does not skip while his other hand is holding the binder full of CDs he hopes to enjoy that day? Of course we don’t. Jon should have an iPod – Why not buy an iPhone it’s gig for gig cheaper than an iPod touch.

Life Management

How often has Jon come home from work too busy to talk, or came home after a bad day due to the fact that he forgot to do something the night before and got in trouble at work. The iPhone has the best life management utilities on the market right now, this in turn will create a happier Jon who is a better husband and father on the whole.

Tightly Knitting a Family

The iPhone will provide Jon with a remarkable family tightening toolset. Stephanie wants to hear a story but you are at a campsite? No problem, Jon has her favourite on the iPhone. Young Lucas can’t fall asleep while you are traveling? No problem, Jon has his favourite lullaby on the iPhone which can be rested by his head. Stephanie is being remarkably cute, but there is no video camera around? No problem, iPhone. Jon desperately wants to pick you up flowers on the way home from work but doesn’t know where the nearest flower shop is? No problem… you get the idea.

Overall the purchase of an iPhone will provide not just Jon, but your entire family unit with a better quality of life. I hope that this letter will help in your decision to move forward with the purchase, but if I have not provided enough information feel free to reach out to me at: (416)911-9114 .

I look forward to your decision,

Thank you,

Luke Vigeant

I Think I Remember What Love is

Today I purchased my first ever iPhone. This was nice as I spent the majority of Saturday scouring prosperous areas (which was a stupid idea - as every 16 year old girl in a lexus was probably out buying one as well). Today I tried my luck at the shadiest Rogers store ever in Pacific Mall.

A friend from work accompanied me to the store, and when all was done and the iPhone was in my hand, she said that I did not look that excited. This was a weird thing to hear, I first had to question whether or not she was just being disagreeable with me… as this coworker has a history of defying me at any opportunity… but after looking at myself on the iPhone ( I took a picture of myself making a little pouty face), I realized she was right.

I think I can attribute it to shock.

Which is very nerdy…

I actually need to stop writing this or I think it’s going to get too nerdy.

Umm, I watched sports on the weekend! hoooorah!