January 7, 2009

Happy "Australia Has Weird Terms for Everything" Day!

When driving back from montreal, it was brought to my attention that Australia has different words than Canada for some things. This makes the different word weird.

Remember walking to school and seeing LOLLYPOP MEN!

Remember that Ska band from the 905 called the WITCHES HATS!

No Provolone for me … I want TASTY!

Australia, straight up, if you weren’t commonwealth I’d lay a beating on you.

January 6, 2009

CONTENT!

January 5, 2009

Demetri Martin is fantastic. This is part 1 of his ‘If I’ show put on for the BBC. This is not a straight comedy show… but it’s exactly the type of thing I like being exposed to. You should watch all the parts, it is worth your while… 

If you don’t have the time you can take comfort in the fact that it inspired the discovery of Luke Vigeant being more than just a name, it’s important life advice if rearranged: Get Value Ink.

Honestly, do it. Printer ink is way too expensive if you buy directly from a big box store.

January 4, 2009
The other day, I saw you quit the trail immediately after your wagon capsized in the Kansas River. You lost only an ox and a hundred pounds of food. I drank myself to sleep that night.
January 2, 2009
Apple store in Montreal
Apple store in Montreal
January 1, 2009

Montreal Skyline + Jokers

December 31, 2008
Stopped at arbys in Kingston… Took the liberty of filling out an arbys application for my boy Todd. He loves the place.
Stopped at arbys in Kingston… Took the liberty of filling out an arbys application for my boy Todd. He loves the place.
December 30, 2008
I am going away for new years. See you soon internet.

I am going away for new years.

See you soon internet.

Mates of State - My Only Offer

I consistently love the Mates of State for short periods of time… then forget about them… then are reminded of them and love them again!

Kind of like Waffles!

December 29, 2008
Were you Invited to Matthew's Party?
Assist to T.Kenyon, Unrelated Assist to A.Kenyon for sending me a background for my iPhone (desert igloo), no props to any other Kenyon.

Jager Bombs!

  • *Luke is opening Christmas presents at his Dad and Stepmom's house*
  • Dad: Time to open your presents little guy!
  • Luke: Ohhhhh boy!
  • *Luke pulls up giant bag with two wrapped items inside*
  • *Luke begins to open smaller present*
  • Luke: Ohhhh snap! A 26 of Jagermeister - Thanks family! You are the best!
  • StepMom: Open the other one!!!
  • *Luke opens larger present*
  • Luke: Wooooah! A 24 of redbull! You guys are hilarious, I didn't even know that you knew what Jagerbombs were! I could make so many with this!
  • Dad: Yep, and then after you are done bombing that jager at night have some redbull to recover in the morning!
  • StepMom: What is it you guys drink that Jager stuff with anyway?
  • Luke: Well... some people drink it with RedBull?
  • Dad and StepMom: Ohhhh! That's interesting!
  • Luke: Yeah, that is what a Jagerbomb is! Did you seriously not buy these two things and purposefully wrap them together?
  • Dad: Not at all.
  • Luke: Really, these are the only two things in this bag... you didn't kind of think that?
  • Dad: Nope, they weren't even purchased at the same time.
  • *Luke under his breath to himself*
  • Luke: Next year I expect peanut butter and jam..
  • StepMom: What?
  • Luke: THE POT ON THE STOVE IS GETTING TOO HOT!
December 24, 2008
It is a white Christmas in North Bay! Pretty stoked to see my first North Bay Northern Bays game tonight
It is a white Christmas in North Bay! Pretty stoked to see my first North Bay Northern Bays game tonight
December 22, 2008
To all ‘Gary Larson’s The Far Side®’ fans out there, you should check out this community of people on Flickr. They reenact Larson’s comics using people! Real live people! In other news, world hunger still exists.

To all ‘Gary Larson’s The Far Side®’ fans out there, you should check out this community of people on Flickr.

They reenact Larson’s comics using people! Real live people!

In other news, world hunger still exists.